“Ndakangomufuratira, ndikaenda kuchimbuzi, ndikabuda, mukadzi uya achindibhabhadzira, ndikamupindura nehasha.
“Akapindura kuti, 'Mhoro, ungauya kuno here?!'Ndakaringa ringa ndichifamba.Akaenderera mberi nekunditi ndiri rude nekushaya hanya naye.Panguva iyoyo ndipo pandakaona kuti aifunga kuti ndaishanda ikoko..
“Ndakaseka uye ndisati ndawana nguva yokutsanangura, akabvunza maneja.Panguva iyi airidza mhere, saka mumwe weta akauya uye haana kutsanangura ndokubvunza maneja.Akadaro waiter achienda kunomutora.Aenda.
“Haana kunyatsonzwisisa kuti aizondiziva sei ndisina kushanda ikoko.Zvakaenderera mberi uye akazobvuma."
Mukadzi: Chii?Chokwadi ndine nhamba chaiyo!Ndingatora murume wangu rinhi?Ndakamirira panze, kuri kutonhora!
Mukadzi:Ndinoda kutaura nachiremba zvakanangana.rega ndipfuure.I will sue you.
Mukadzi: Ndapedza! Ndapinda izvozvi. Ndichanyunyuta kuna chiremba zvakananga pamusoro pako![achinyunyuta.]
“Amai vemurwere mutsva vakarwadziwa zvikuru mushure mekunge vapedza kuvhiyiwa vakati mumba maiva nemhere-mhere uye zvainetsa mwana wavo.Mwana wacho aiita seakanaka, asina kuvhiringwa, ari mukurwadziwa kana kutaridzika akadzvinyirirwa.Akasimbirira Pane imba yega.
“Ndaipinda nekubuda mukamuri kuti nditore chimwe chinhu chemwanakomana wangu.Saka akandiisa pakona, achifunga kuti ndini ndiri kutungamira pano, uye akaita ruzha rwakanyanya kune mumwe mwana (mwanakomana wangu) uye mwana wake aida runyararo nekunyarara ( Rombo rakanaka mune chero kamuri yechipatara lol).Inishuwarenzi yake inobhadhara imba yega (zvese zvakanaka kunze kwekunge imba yakazara) uye ndinoda kuti ishande.
“Chiso chake pandakamuudza kuti handishande pano uye mwana wepamubhedha unotevera mwana wangu!Airatidza kunyara zvishoma asi kunyanya kushatirwa.Ndinoziva kuti inguva inoshungurudza, asi kodzero dzemadzimai idzi hadzina musoro.”
“Zvakamboita kanguva ndichiedza kusamuteerera asi ndakaona kuti ari kushanda nesimba.
Karen: Unofanira kudyira kuseri kwekicheni, kwaunobva. Kuzvidza mutengi uye uri kutora tafura yavangadai vakadyira.
“Akabva angonyara ndokutarisazve maziso, ndokumhanyira kuna maneja uyo akatozomuudza kaviri kuti handishande ikoko.
“Ndakabvisa maearphones akandikumbira tikiti rechitima kuenda kuBrighton.Ndakaita sekuti, 'Ndine urombo mudiwa, unoda mushandi wechitima.Ndiri mufambi.'
“Uku ndiko kwaifanira kunge kuri kupera kwenyaya, asi kwete, akabva aisa £10 muhomwe yebhachi rangu ndokuenda neshamwari dzake, achiti, 'Zvakanaka, tichavaudza kune rumwe rutivi kuti haadaro. .Vakatipa tikiti asi vaigona kuona kubva kamera kuti takamubhadhara kuti afambe!
“Sezvaaidzifambisa nechisimba, ndakamuudza kuti, 'Handishandi pano.'Akapindura, 'Handizivi, ndingaziva sei?Unofanira kuita izvi zvakadaro."
“Ndakapindura kuti, ‘Munofanira kuisa mapete angu nekuti ini handishande pano uye handiisi ngoro ipapo.Tsvaga imwe nzvimbo pane kupopotera vanhu vausingazivi.'
“Akapindura kuti, 'Ndiri kuzotaura nevakuru vakuru.'Handina kumbobvira ndaseka sezvandakapfuura nepasuo ndokuona mukadzi wacho nomurume aiita semaneja vakamira vakatoratidza hasha kwandiri.”
“Ndakaedza kutsanangura zvakadzikama, aiwa, vana vake havagoni kutasva bhiza rangu, uye kwete, handigoni kumubvumira kutasva bhiza ripi neripi mudura.
“Hazvina basa nezvandinotaura, handigoni kumunyengetedza kuti handishandi ikoko uye handigoni ‘kurega mwanasikana [wake] achikwira.’”
“Clyde akange asati anyatsodzidziswa nekuti ndakamuwana nguva pfupi yadarika.Akanga ari muduku zvikuru uye asina ruzivo rwokuzviwanira.Mwana wacho ndaisatombomutendera nekuti anoda kuruma.Mwana akatanga kuda kundinzvenga achindibata Rake akabata mwana pamapendekete achimupushira kumusana zvinyoro nyoro, aitotyira kuti Clyde aizomuruma.
“Mukadzi wacho akavhunduka ndokuzhambatata achiti, ‘Mwanasikana wangu ane kodzero yekubata bhiza iro, zvimwe ari nani pamabhiza kukupfuura!Ko iwewo ungori mushandi saka usaite chivindi mwana wangu.'
“Zvakandishamisa.Mwanasikana wenyu haabati bhiza rangu;haana kukodzera kuva nemwana uye anogona kukuvadza mwanasikana wako.Mwanasikana wako haazive kupfuura ini, ndave nemakore gumi nemashanu ndichichovha, uye ini handishande pano !!!Ndisiye ndega!Ndakadanidzira.
“Panguva iyi bhiza rangu rakanga rotanga kuvhunduka uye ndakatendeuka ndikamudzosera mudanga rake kuti adzikame iye neni.
“Vamwe vashandi vepadura vakauya vakaedza kuona kuti chii chaiitika.Mukadzi uya akaramba achindipopotera asi handina kuzokwanisa kuita basa naye ndichibva ndafamba hangu nekuti tsvimbo dzainge dzamugara.
“Shamwari dzangu (dzinoshanda ikoko) dzakandiudza kuti dzakafanira kufonera mapurisa kuti vamuregedze nekuti aigara achikumbira vana vake kuti vakwire bhiza rose raaiona.Iyewo arambidzwa kubva kumatanga izvozvi, saka zvirinani, magumo anofadza?"
“Ndakaidzosa.Akati, 'Ndanga ndakamirira izvi!'Ndakafunga kuti aifunga kuti ndaiva mukomana wake.Ndakamuudza zvine ruremekedzo kuti handisi mukomana wake wekubereka.Aitaridza kuvhiringika, Iti, "Une chokwadi here? unoita senge."
“Panguva iyi ndaida kuti andiregedze bhegi rangu, zvikomba zvake zvakauya zvichinditi ndirege kumunyadzisa ndimupe chikafu.
Saka ndakavatsanangurira kuti: 'Ini handisi mutyairi wenyu wokuendesa zvokudya.Ichi ndicho chikafu changu.Ndiri muenzi pahotera ino.'Ndakamubvisa bhegi riya, ndichipinda muhotera, ndakatarisa Panguva yaakaburitsa foni yake ndokuti, 'Ndiri kufona [delivery service] ndivaudze kuti uri dhororo - ndinoda mari yangu. shure!'
“Handina kunyanyofunga nezvazvo nekuti zviri pachena kuti ndakanga ndisiri mushandi.Mushandi uyu akanga akapfeka hembe nhema nevheti reblue rine logo yechitoro.Ndakanga ndakapfeka gireyi Guinness tee.
“Mudzimai uyu akandipfuura ndokusvika kunoperera kanzira.Handina chokwadi chekuti aida kuti ndimutore 'mazano' ake, asi akatendeukira kwandiri, akapotsa andirova netrolley yake, ndokuti: 'Haungazove dambudziko rakawandisa here kuisa foni yako pasi uye. ita basa rako here?Ukaona mutengi achishaya, unofanira kumubatsira.Izvi ndizvo zvaunobhadharwa nazvo!"
Lady: Pamusoroi?Zvakanaka, unofanira kudaro.Ndanga ndichitarisa-tarisa ndichitsvaga ndiro nendiro dzinoraswa uye hapana arikuda kubatsira!Sei zvakaoma kuti muite basa renyu varume?!
ini: Handishandi pano.Ndiri kumirira kuti motokari yangu ishandiswe [saina pachiratidzo chokuti "Tire neBattery Center"].Kana uri kutsvaga ndiro, dzinenge dziri mbiri kana nhatu.
“Panguva iyoyo akatotarisa hembe dzandakanga ndakapfeka nemaune.Akaramba kugumbuka uye kunyara, akati maita basa achibva aenda.”
“Kazhinji tinowana mibvunzo yakawanda kubva kuvanhu, saka ndajaira kumiswa pabasa pane vanhu.Ndakati, 'Hongu mhamha, ndokucheuka wanike padivi pangu pakamira mudzimai wezera repakati nepakati, Orange.
“Ini nemumwe wangu takangochinjana zvitarisiko zvakavhiringika.Takanga takapfeka maT-shirts neheti dzakanzi 'fire department', maredhiyo egirini anopenya pamabhande edu, uye bhurugwa reyellow rine mitsetse inopenya.
“Akaita kakugumbuka nekunyarara kwangu achibva asimudza orange pamberi pangu.'Maorenji?Izvi?Une zvimwe here?Kana kuti ivava chete?'
“Haana chaakataura akangonongedzera mumwe wangu uyo akanga akapfeka zvakafanana neni akamira pedyo neni.'Pamusoroi, muchine maranjisi here?'
“Akasimudza maoko achiratidza kushatirwa ndokufamba achienda kune rimwe divi.Takabva kudhipatimendi rinogadzira huku tichinotenga huku, ndokuzowanikidzwa naye pamusuo wechitoro.
“Ndichiri kuedza kuva neruremekedzo, ndakatsanangura (kechina, kumunhu upi noupi airova zvibodzwa) kuti hatishandi muchitoro nemhaka yokuti tiri vadzimi vemoto.
“Ndakanga ndichifamba ndichienda kuseri kuti ndinovatora, ndichitarisa mamiriro ezvinhu akaipa echitoro uye vanhu vakawanda vachikumbira rubatsiro, apo mutengi wenguva dzose aiwanzonditsamwisa akandinongedza (anenge mamita 20 kubva kure) ndokushevedzera: 'Unoshanda pano!
“Akarohwa nehana, asi kechipiri ndakazoseka neketchup ndikamuudza kuti pamwe aisada munhu anga akagara mubhawa kusvika azomutsvagira chimwe chinhu.
“Handidi kufunga kuti sei akaita fungidziro iyi, asi handina shungu nezvaari kudya machipisi.Ndinofunga kuti anoziva zvaakaita nokuti haana kungonyunyuta chete, akakumbira ruregerero.”
Me:Sorry mhamha handishandi kuno asi ndofunga vari pafirst floor.(“Sorry mhamha handishandi kuno asi ndofunga vari pafirst floor. ”)
“Tese takaseka uye akataura nezvekutsvinda kwandainge ndapfeka.Zvakaita kuti ndinyarare zvishoma (ndakanga ndava kuziva) uye akabva atenda nekumubatsira.
“Mumwe mukadzi akauya kwandiri nenzira isina ushamwari, akandikumbira kuti ndimutengere rimwe bhachi rine tirauzi rinoenderana nesaizi yakati, akabvunza kuti sei taisanganisa masutu, uye akandikumbira kuti ndimudane imba yekuvharira yeFart nekuti haadaro. handizive kuti sei tiine maviri akavhurika panguva yedenda.
“Ndakamutsanangurira kuti 1) tiri mudenda, 2) Hapana chandinoziva nezvemasutu, ndinongodzipfeka, uye 3) handishandi ikoko.
“Panguva iyi mumwe wevashandi chaivo akaona zvaiitika achibva apindira.Tose tiri vaviri takanga tiri muimba yokudyira (matumba akasiyana) uye akatanga kutaura parunhare kuti 'mushandi ane utsinye' akaramba sei kumubatsira.
“Pandakapedza kuedza kupfeka sutu itsva, akanga achitaura namaneja pamusoro pangu.Maneja akaita sekuti, 'Murume uya TF ndiani?'Ndakangonyemwerera ndokubhadhara rokwe rangu.”
AG: Wakapusa here? Tinotanga na7!Pazuva rekutanga, watononoka!Ibva pano – wadzingwa basa!
Nguva yekutumira: Jun-15-2022